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me and my cousin, Katelynne, were walking to his river that is close to our houses. we were walking through the woods. in the middle of the path there is a giant puddle that streches across it with a small non flooded area that you can walk along. well anyway we were walinkg next to puddle and i hear quick moving foot steps behind me so i turn around to see this small black sketchy dog right there giving me a heart attack. i jump and give a shreek. i call the dog over to the front of the puddle so i dont have to kneel in the middle of cold puddle. he didnt have a tag on his colar so i tell him to go home. he runs like 20 yards and looks to se

i f***ing hate shin splits or splints (idk how to pronounce it) Laurie and i were in the store today and she was buying cake mix and frosting. she kept on asking me what cake to get and what type of frosting. i said funfeti and asked what is the cake for? she just stares at me like i am the dumbest person on the planet. it took me a whole minute and a half to figure out that it was for my birthday. im such a dumbass.

no joke there is a breed of penguin called Jackass Penguins. they're most commonly know as The African Penguin but is also called the Blackfoot penguin and the Jackass penguin. This penguin is found off the coast of southern Africa.